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1.
When one unknowingly indulges in a "fly-catching" slanted facial expression involving an open jaw; Normally expressing the ugliest, grotesque face that a human being can possibly portray.
Joe: Hey Ryan, Check out Michael Arnold.
Ryan: Is he basking again?
Joe: Yes, but this time it's like a Ultra-bask
Ryan: He needs to staple his mouth closed
by Ryan Ft. Joe January 29, 2009