An online trailer park where people share their most banal thoughts as if they were deeply insightful gems, tend imaginary farms and gardens, embarrassing relatives share humiliating sexual and/or drunken stories with everyone you know and your buddy shares Deep Thoughts about life after his/her last shallow relationship failed.
Facebook is to social interaction what Cro-magnons are to Homo Sapiens. Imagine being trapped in a chat room with all of your family, friends and co-workers. Forever.
by afrowolf April 27, 2010
A networking site much like Myspace that lonely people go to and add random people as friends since they don't have any in real life and then try to brag to everyone about how they have 3000 friends. But nobody gives a shit.
Bob: Ew, look, it's that loner Ryan.
Andy: What do you mean, I heard he has like 10000 friends.
Bob: On Facebook.
Andy: Oh what a fag. Let's go take a shit on him.
Andy: What do you mean, I heard he has like 10000 friends.
Bob: On Facebook.
Andy: Oh what a fag. Let's go take a shit on him.
by Blueshout September 6, 2010
A popular website where one can join the most pointless groups. Usually, these groups are associated with the boring things done in everyday life. News that your "friends" have joined these groups tend to infest your homepage, and tempt you to join or create a group along the lines of "I am tired of the pointless facebook groups".
I have nothing better to do right now, therefore I'm joining the "I tend to use a spoon to eat soup and cereal" group on Facebook.
by Assclownfd January 23, 2010
An online network that is recently becoming more comparable to myspace. It started as a college-based network, where kids from different colleges could add each other as friends. Then it branched out to high school. And now, EVERYONE can use it.
If that weren't enough, there's now a "news feed" feature, that lets you see pretty much every move your friends make whenever they log on. It's basically Myspace 2 nowadays.
Even worse, the fact that it's now open to everyone pretty much makes it the stalker's wet dream. It was cool at first, but now it seems more and more like a violation of privacy.
If that weren't enough, there's now a "news feed" feature, that lets you see pretty much every move your friends make whenever they log on. It's basically Myspace 2 nowadays.
Even worse, the fact that it's now open to everyone pretty much makes it the stalker's wet dream. It was cool at first, but now it seems more and more like a violation of privacy.
Stalker: Hey, Shannon. I know that you're now going out with Rick.
Shannon: How'd you know that?
Stalker: I read it on the facebook news feed. And I saw the new pictures you added. They're hot.
Shannon: (runs away)
Shannon: How'd you know that?
Stalker: I read it on the facebook news feed. And I saw the new pictures you added. They're hot.
Shannon: (runs away)
by HueyFreeman November 5, 2006
n. A social-networking site found on the interwebs. When a user registers they are able to add friends and join groups, similar to myspace. What was once a simple, unique site good for college students wanting to stalk each other, it has spread and grown to include high school kids who want to post pictures of them getting drunk, and later to include anyone who is an alumni from a university or high school.
Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.
Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.
v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.
Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.
v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Frank: Hey, did you facebook me?
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
by Matt..... June 6, 2007
by Firelovesugar October 15, 2010
Another excuse for old men to stalk young girls and boys.
Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them.
Also known as:
the highly addictive drug: crack
a cause of insomnia
Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.
Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them.
Also known as:
the highly addictive drug: crack
a cause of insomnia
Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.
"I have been trying to find her all week! She won't answer my calls, she doesn't respond to my emails."
"Oh, shes at home, chillin, and reading Harry Potter."
"What? How'd you know that?"
"One word. Facebook."
"Oh, shes at home, chillin, and reading Harry Potter."
"What? How'd you know that?"
"One word. Facebook."
by 8089364496 January 30, 2009