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cocklocks 

When a guy's pubes are so completely dirty and unkempt, they resemble dreadlocks.
Dude never groomed himself. It only took a few weeks to develop cocklocks.
cocklocks by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

rocklocks 

Rock meaning Flint ignition for Black Powder guns and Lock means the trigger mechanism
"rocklocks" means a Flint Lock gun
rocklocks by billw_willy June 15, 2009

Christmas cockblock 

Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(
Christmas cockblock by C.Lit March 29, 2015

Cockblock your own cock 

v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?

Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...

Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.

defensive cockblock 

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.
Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.
defensive cockblock by j May 13, 2005

Cockblock-Blocker 

A very useful person who blocks any would-be cockblockers.
Brian was forced to find a cockblock-blocker to ensure his chance of getting some action.
Cockblock-Blocker by Chai Done October 18, 2009