Pretty much the worst excuse for pizza I have ever tasted. It has burnt crap on the bottom of the bread. The sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in Canyon Lake. To summarize it for you "crap on crust"
A's pizza worker: What would you like today Sir?
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.
by terd ferguson February 17, 2005
by torq2.0 July 19, 2017
by LexiNicole March 27, 2016
A code name for rough sex, commonly used by bored couples at a formal affair. No one knows what pizza means, so it can be used around anyone.
(This term has been coined by Harvard University students in the summer of 2011)
(This term has been coined by Harvard University students in the summer of 2011)
While at dinner with the family:
Husband: Hey honey, after this do you want to go have some pizza? I'm still hungry
Wife: Yeah, I could go for some pizza myself...
Husband: Hey honey, after this do you want to go have some pizza? I'm still hungry
Wife: Yeah, I could go for some pizza myself...
by snacks and shitt August 21, 2011
A code word used for marijuana. In the United States, marijuana is typically sold by 1/8ths of an ounce, or by "slices" of pizza. Pot Heads often feel this is an ideal code word because of the sheer awesomeness of both pizza and marijuana.
*Pot Head Tip: "REAL pizza" or "PIZZA pizza" (meaning the actual food kind of pizza) may also need to be used to clarify when to order delivery.
*Pot Head Tip: "REAL pizza" or "PIZZA pizza" (meaning the actual food kind of pizza) may also need to be used to clarify when to order delivery.
"I'm getting some super yummy pizza later! Do you want any?"
"Oh, groovy! I could totally go for a slice!"
"Come on over, y'all! It's a pizza party!"
"I really want some pizza right now..."
"Seriously?!? I think I need break for a minute!"
<laughing> "No! Not 'pizza', 'PIZZA pizza'!"
<laughing> "Ooohhhh...'PIZZA pizza'! Yeah, totally!"
"Oh, groovy! I could totally go for a slice!"
"Come on over, y'all! It's a pizza party!"
"I really want some pizza right now..."
"Seriously?!? I think I need break for a minute!"
<laughing> "No! Not 'pizza', 'PIZZA pizza'!"
<laughing> "Ooohhhh...'PIZZA pizza'! Yeah, totally!"
by Goddess Love G November 9, 2010
by thatradtallguy June 8, 2020