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This gets used on messageboards / forums to signify that the previous post (or a post that has been quoted) is either of such high standard / very useful and answers the question of the original post / owns someone that the thread cannot possibly contain any post that's better.
USER 1: Hey guys, who do you reckon is the greatest rock band in the world.

USER 2: Black Sabbath

USER 3: /thread
/thread by Heidious March 4, 2007
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On a message board, the inside of a topic revealing all the messages.
This thread sucks!
thread by hfs May 16, 2003
1.) A Slang Term For Clothing

2.) A Post On The Internet Primarily A Forum.

3.) A Piece Of String/ Cloth
John: Dude Did You Read My Thread About My Threads Being Composed Of Threads.

Helen: Can You Not Talk Like A Fucking Retard?
Thread by KillerPooMuffin June 2, 2011
When someone kills a thread with the perfect answer. Therefore there is no reason for this thread to still be open.
Random guy seeking sex advices: How would I go about approaching an Islamic girl at college?

Random Guy #2: With a Bomb Squad.

Randomg Guy #3: /thread
/thread by masongr July 7, 2014
A boy/girl who is to afraid to talk to the opposite sex about out of school activities. The thread group is a confidence booster for those who don't talk to the opposite sex and provides a sense of camaraderie/fraternity among other threads. A term associated with threads is thread shock. Thread shock is defined as the condition in which a person is too stunned to talk to the opposite gender that he/she doesn't reply. The hierarchy of threads is as follows from top to bottom: Thread Founder, Thread God, Thread Prophet, Thread Legacy (in the case that you are related to a former thread member), and Thread Star. The secret handshake of the Thread is fist-pounding yourself or high-fiving yourself after someone else high-fives or fist-pounds you, which serves as a symbol for the elevated sense of confidence one receives when among other threads.
Thread Shock:

Kendall: Hey Bob! What's up?

Bob: *Thinks* Is she talking to me? Why are my hands sweating so much? Should I reply? Nah, I can betray the Thread, I'm better off not replying.

Thread Life:

Friend: Hey Bob, are you going to Kendall's party tonight?

Bob: Nah man, I'm thread. Talking to girls outside of school would mean betraying the thread
thread by TheyCallMeTheIllest April 24, 2013
another word for cocaine.
Etymology: a line of cocaine resembles a piece of white thread
'fellas, does anyone crank some thread by the church benches?'
'...then I snorted some thread off her tiddies'
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Used in various forums to signify that this thread needs to be closed for various reasons
Thread title: Free Porn
Poster: "/thread"
/thread by hdevonxz October 20, 2006