Words with Friends 

An app with a chat function, which lets you leave messages to one another under the cover of a game of scrabble

A cheating husband carries his ipad and iphone wherever he goes, to make sure he always has access to Words with Friends

Words with Friends by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Words with Friends 

App used by cheaters to communicate and arrange shags behind their unsuspecting spouses; who think they are playing scrabble. The chat function is more useful than the game itself. as it allows messages to be deleted quickly leaving no evidence

Sharon, you're always playing Words with Firiends...
HMm thats what i want people to think. Dave and i use to send messages to each other without his wife suspecting anything.

Dave sends me a message using Words with Friends chat whenever he wants to meet up for a shag

Words with Friends by silvertongue99 September 12, 2016

WOFS 

English acronym standing for Waste Of Fucking Space. Can be Waste Of Flipping Space if you want to be a bit more polite but is used to describe people who are just that. The ones that seem to have no useful contribution to make to the human race or anything else and make you wonder just where evolution went wrong.

"Malcolm's just been sat on his ass all day, hasn't done a fucking thing except feed his face and drink tea. He hasn't so much as lifted a finger even though the rest of us are run ragged."
"What a WOFS!"

WOFS by AKACroatalin March 13, 2015

mirror~image words

When a word is split exactly down the middle horizontally.

A few mirror~image words for example, are "BIKE", "CHIDE", & "DOE" . I'm sure there are many more.

mirror~image words by Starchylde June 1, 2016

That's how mafia works 

A meme referring to the Mafia City ads were a man says "That's how mafia works." This meme is usually associated with a "lower level object/person" and a "higher level" version level as that.

Susan: "Oh no I'm being robbed!"
Level 5 Gangster: *Scares the mugger away*
Susan: "Oh why thank you!" *kisses Gangster*
Level 5 Gangster: *Turns into Level 35 Boss*
Mafia Boss: "That's how mafia works"

That's how mafia works by I Yoinked Your Girl January 15, 2019

worms for brain 

Reaction to somebody saying or doing something insanely dumb - insinuating someone has literally worms instead of well functioning brain.

- Jessica went back to her ex again.
- Worms for brain.

worms for brain by ohnataliyah December 14, 2019

buzz words 

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."

"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."

buzz words by Running out of patience March 1, 2008