To reach a point of stress, anticipation, or engaging an act that is so extreme that you clench the cheeks of your buttocks together so tightly, that your taint is effectively welded together.
by TK42FUN May 3, 2015
"Skiet" derived from the South African Afrikaans meaning "to shoot". Roughly translates to "To shoot a weld" in English, which means "to ejaculate on a surface" due to the result ultimately looks like a stripe of arc welding.
by Mikeyv123 March 9, 2019
Wiggle Weld is used by the motor industry to repair brush on weld 'properly'.
After a brush on weld, the surfaces are heavily contaminated and cannot accept a propper weld. As a reuslt, the repairer must wiggle weld the area.
This is done by poking the welding torch into the hole, pushing the trigger and rapidly wiggling it about causing lumps of slag to stick at random to the surfaces. Slag, kown for its structural strength, then builds up and gradually fills the hole.
Unlike brush on weld, wiggle weld will generally pass an MOT!
After a brush on weld, the surfaces are heavily contaminated and cannot accept a propper weld. As a reuslt, the repairer must wiggle weld the area.
This is done by poking the welding torch into the hole, pushing the trigger and rapidly wiggling it about causing lumps of slag to stick at random to the surfaces. Slag, kown for its structural strength, then builds up and gradually fills the hole.
Unlike brush on weld, wiggle weld will generally pass an MOT!
Mechanic:- Some matey has brush on welded this car. Gonna have to wiggle weld it.
MOT Tester:- What the Fuck is that?! A Kin Wiggle weld?! Oh alright then!
MOT Tester:- What the Fuck is that?! A Kin Wiggle weld?! Oh alright then!
by DMIG October 31, 2011
when a man take a condom. dips it in gas put it on and lights it on fire. Then puts it in a pussy or ass.
man, from all the scream and the smell of gas coming from john's room. He must be backdoor welding with jenny.
by x nanashi xx November 24, 2008
The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.
Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
by g-othermal August 28, 2008
An act of farting designed to punish the recipient, delivered by two+ individuals. The victim is tackled and held submissive, while the farter drops bare-ass on the exposed skin of the victim. Ideally, the fart is both hot and wet, simulating a "spot-weld."
After Josh passed out from over-drinking, I pounced on him and delivered some epic spot-welding on his forehead that woke him up.
by Kumaboss October 4, 2009
A type of weld performed by twisting together two iron or steel rods, often used by smiths to begin making a damascus-ish looking sword.
by SithisSmith November 13, 2010