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by someonoe April 5, 2011
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This abbreviation used to stand for World Wide Web.

It now stands for the activity which surrounds most of the time in which the web is browsed - Wanking While Watching (another video stream or live webcam) or, Wanking While Waiting (for the next lot of porn to download).

(For the Brit-ignorant, Wanking is the same as jerking-off/Whippin Mr Zippy/Polishing the PurplePink Pole, over here in Limey-Land.)
"Shit I gotta clean this mouse and keyboard or buy a box of tissues, probably both (squeezes umpteen zit). Too much WWW. Oh, Just one more......"
by Missy M August 22, 2005
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Weak and Wealthy.

When someone grows up as the youngest of three children and expects everything in life to be easy. Breast-fed until the tender age of 16 with mummy doing all your chores until you move out at 30, upon such time your wife takes over carer duties. These individuals are also physically underdeveloped with pasty white skin like casper the ghost, anything above UV6+ is deadly to them.

If left alone they'll either order take away or eat white bread with coon cheese, due to the lack of practical household skills.
Man1: Dude George is so W&W, I heard he doesn't know how to clean his clothes or even cook
Man 2: Yeah, its unreal, his wife is a full time carer like his mum was previously
Man 1: I know right, I'd still suck his mums tits though
by Weak and wealthy November 25, 2022
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When and Where
by Aceeswild June 29, 2017
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A term commonly used for a couple of people who tend to be smug asses, or think they know everything. The two most subjected people to this "insult" if you will, are DJ's for a little radio station in Alaska.
"Damn, Ashley and Brad are such W&W's."
by EvilMallet April 16, 2009
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When a Male in particular wants to sit in on a lesbian session to 'watch and wank'.
Hey Rich, get up to anything good last night?

Damn right, Paul, I got to sit in on a lezzies sesh and W and W!
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
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Girl: my ex asked me out
Girl 2: W(`0`)W
Girl: I know right!
by Weebgirl3373 November 5, 2020
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