A four legged piece of shit that you always stub your toe on
Guy 1: *walks in the dining room*
Table: GOTCHA BITCH
Guy 1: *stubs toe* FUCCCCCCk
by BOiNoNIBB May 9, 2018
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Someone who you would conceivable hook up with, but you'd rather not.

A semi-nonsexual entity
I kissed dennis
Hes kind of a table, but hey,
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The act of pushing someone from the front so that they trip over something behind them. Works great when someone gets down on their hand and knees behind another person and a third person pushes the other standing person from the front. table/bag combo
"Go kneel behind Beeps so I can table him."

"A great way to piss him off would be to table him."
by Fatts58 October 24, 2006
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to kiss you very softly very slowly very delicately

as to honour the rarity we hold in our hands
lets treat it carefully
During the day he published conspiracies and delusions like its nothing, like a careless freak.

She knew deep down they were each others cure, that there was more than enough on the table. She did not know however what had happened in the meantime (mean time), what, how, why all this hate and seek.
by Krkič April 1, 2020
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A four legged piece of furniture used to dine, play board games or many other gay fucking possibilities for homosexuals. Like seriously who the fuck needs a table anyway? Just sit the food on your lap. Just play monopoly on the floor. Tables are a fucking waste of money! Why walk around IKEA trying to find a table later to set it up and say “Wait this is a waste of money”. Don’t buy tables you homos.
Where’d you leave the abortion pills?
On the table in front of you. Idiot.
by leavethisprofile October 28, 2018
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Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".
"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."
by laura24ld January 7, 2008
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use similar to that of the slang word cool describing something admirable,
originating from Irish Radio station Spin 1038
thats very table, thats a table idea
by Johnny Anderson August 23, 2007
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