douche on the loose
douche on the loose by gasummer09 May 30, 2009
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Matt, the blond douche on TMZ
The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."
Matt, the blond douche on TMZ by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010
douche canoe on the lazy river
The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
douche canoe on the lazy river by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015
Dick on a douche
Dick on a douche by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015
heavy on the douche
This person has exceeding normal levels of douchiness and gone to the upper limits of douchedom. This person is almost laughable because of the extreme amounts of doucheocity he or she displays.
Guys with balls hanging from his truck is hevay on the douche. People with personalized license plates are heavy on the douche. Guys who wear gold chains are heavy on the douche.
heavy on the douche by Anti Douchite April 24, 2011