spin curbs 

To pick up a prostitute/hooker/whore
comes from the fact that prostitutes usually hang out on a street curb
also: spin curbs, spin some curbs, curb spinning

yo nigga, I just got payed, lets get high and spin curbs like back in the day.

spin curbs by Patrick F April 30, 2007

Hitting curbs

Hitting curbs definition: when you’re a dumbass and try to drift your 2010 civic and smack a curb with anyone of your wheels.

Hitting curbs: Oh look that Dumbass tried to drift his civic and smacked a curb again, what a loser!

Hitting curbs by Mayo554 March 21, 2022

Cognizant Carbs 

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

Cognizant Carbs by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

curb appeal 

The aesthetic charm of a house when first seen from the road; a home-improvement television program first aired on Home & Garden Television (HGTV).

"Look at that cute little cottage! See how well kept the garden is? See the beautiful swing chair on the porch? That house has great curb appeal!"

curb appeal by Christine Puff April 20, 2007

Curb jockey 

A homeless person.

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.

Curb jockey by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Chicago Cubs

A team that finally won a World Series after not winning one for 108 years

Finally I can die in peace after the Chicago Cubs won the World Series

Chicago Cubs by WWF Attitude February 21, 2017