A fine specimen of the male population. He is equipped with vigorous chemical prowess allowing for him to cook
crystal meth with an astonishing 99% purity. Adding on to that, he is also built like a great god with a unfathomably sized cock. His immense size instills fear into his enemies eyes whilst
simultaneously impregnating every woman within a 500m radius(women being girls from ages 3+).
Unfortunately, such a beast also has its own issues like his terminal depression which causes him to hide his unimaginative superiority from the other chemists. Legend says that on April 20th, the godlike cebo and cancer killing baldie will fight to the death after arguing over whether sharks are mammals, destroying the observable universe instantaneously.
Cebo: Thank you for your
attention
Jurek: I wasn’t paying attention tho
Cebo: *Rips his shirt off aggressively (blinding all the girls with his unholy, god given pecs) and proceeds to punch through Jurek ripping his heart out and
turning it into
crystal meth*