by hhhhhhhhhhhI July 20, 2021
Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains
Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!
by Tex-Rob September 17, 2009
Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
by Kenaickey February 4, 2010
An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.
Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.
Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"
-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"
-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.
by themostgoofy May 23, 2009
1. A pretty young lady, used to be a young lady online
2. A girlfriend, especially a temporarily girlfriend
2. A girlfriend, especially a temporarily girlfriend
by ChineseMan June 13, 2006
MM means " Masturbation May" Or the same thing with march, but this is for the girls, its similar to DDD or NNN but, just for masturbation.
woman: "have you masturbated yet?"
other woman: "yeah no shit its MM"
woman: :"its hard"
other woman: "you fucking mistake"
other woman: "yeah no shit its MM"
woman: :"its hard"
other woman: "you fucking mistake"
by Peter x Joe November 20, 2019
A short way of saying mud mower wich is a retarded contraption made from a lawn mower and made by rednecks that wanna die having a good time
by Idiot boi November 6, 2019