Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains
Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!
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