1) That short little hobbit with an ambiguously questonable straightness, and an even more abiguously questionable relationship with Samwise Bangme (whoops, typo, meant Samwise GAMGEE).
2) A name for anyone short. Used in The Longest Yard.
2) A name for anyone short. Used in The Longest Yard.
1) Excerpt from his cell phone calls to his friends:
No Samwise Bangme, I don't want the pants, I want you!....
Ugh, your not getting it, I don't pay you to be my gardener for nothing, I have a giant bush that needs trimming, and I'm not talking about the one in my garden. Yes I AM talking about the one in my pants.
2) Hey Frodo, can you hold my beer for me? (backs up into the cop's car) Don't worry, you can keep that one, I got 5 more right here (pulls out 6 pack of beer, waves it in cop's face, then drives away).
No Samwise Bangme, I don't want the pants, I want you!....
Ugh, your not getting it, I don't pay you to be my gardener for nothing, I have a giant bush that needs trimming, and I'm not talking about the one in my garden. Yes I AM talking about the one in my pants.
2) Hey Frodo, can you hold my beer for me? (backs up into the cop's car) Don't worry, you can keep that one, I got 5 more right here (pulls out 6 pack of beer, waves it in cop's face, then drives away).
by Frodo's a sexy beast May 4, 2006
One of the major characters in J.R.R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings that doesn't deserve half the credit for the destruction of the ring. He does pretty much nothing but get rescued by Samwise Gamgee after being on verge of death.
If anything, it's Sam who should be the most recognized member of the Fellowship of the Ring. He's the one that kept Frodo alive in the journey, tried to convince Frodo that Gollum was actually evil, and carried Frodo up to Mt. Doom.
If anything, it's Sam who should be the most recognized member of the Fellowship of the Ring. He's the one that kept Frodo alive in the journey, tried to convince Frodo that Gollum was actually evil, and carried Frodo up to Mt. Doom.
Frodo: *gets stabbed by Nazgul* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sam: OH NUHH MR FRODO!!!
Frodo: *gets poisoned by the huge spider thing and passes out*
Sam: (to the spider thing) OH NO YOU DONT TOUCH HIM
Frodo: *stares at the ring*
Sam: Destroy it Mr Frodo!!
Frodo: No. It's mine. MY PRECIOUS.
Gollum: *leaps on Frodo*
Frodo: *puts ring on and turns invisible*
Gollum: *bites Frodo's finger off*
Frodo: HOLY FUUUUUKKKKKK!!!!!
Gollum: *jumps up and down with the ring*
Frodo: *pushes Gollum into the volcano probably more for his lost finger than the destruction of the ring*
Gollum: *falls*
Meanwhile, at the gates of Mordor
Either Merry or Pippin or someone else I can't remember who: Frodo did it!!!! *no mention of Sam*
Sam: OH NUHH MR FRODO!!!
Frodo: *gets poisoned by the huge spider thing and passes out*
Sam: (to the spider thing) OH NO YOU DONT TOUCH HIM
Frodo: *stares at the ring*
Sam: Destroy it Mr Frodo!!
Frodo: No. It's mine. MY PRECIOUS.
Gollum: *leaps on Frodo*
Frodo: *puts ring on and turns invisible*
Gollum: *bites Frodo's finger off*
Frodo: HOLY FUUUUUKKKKKK!!!!!
Gollum: *jumps up and down with the ring*
Frodo: *pushes Gollum into the volcano probably more for his lost finger than the destruction of the ring*
Gollum: *falls*
Meanwhile, at the gates of Mordor
Either Merry or Pippin or someone else I can't remember who: Frodo did it!!!! *no mention of Sam*
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
The protagonist Hobbit from J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga who recovers the One Ring from Gollum and destroys the One Ring in the lava of the Crack of Doom.
Anyone who doesn't like "Lord of the Rings" is out of touch with humanity. Frodo is the one who saves Middle Earth from Sauronification. We need someone like Frodo in this real world of ours!
by pentozali June 20, 2007
The first meaning of the word 'Frodo' is: a vertically challenged protagonist of the book/movie trilogy, Lord of the Rings.
Frodo's sexual orientation is not yet confirmed, but it is widely believed that he is gay, due to the fact that he is on a higher level of friendship with his gardener, Samwise Gamgee, and they tend to do a lot of, well, not very straight things together.
So, the second meaning of the word 'Frodo': a vertically challenged gay man.
The plot of Lord of the Rings mainly revolves around Frodo having to throw an evil ring into a volcano called Mount Doom. Due to the ring's evil, Frodo eventually starts chucking hissy fits at Samwise, thus undangering their romantic relationship.
Frodo's constant and random outbursts leads to the third meaning of the word 'Frodo': a vertically challenged man on steroids.
Frodo's sexual orientation is not yet confirmed, but it is widely believed that he is gay, due to the fact that he is on a higher level of friendship with his gardener, Samwise Gamgee, and they tend to do a lot of, well, not very straight things together.
So, the second meaning of the word 'Frodo': a vertically challenged gay man.
The plot of Lord of the Rings mainly revolves around Frodo having to throw an evil ring into a volcano called Mount Doom. Due to the ring's evil, Frodo eventually starts chucking hissy fits at Samwise, thus undangering their romantic relationship.
Frodo's constant and random outbursts leads to the third meaning of the word 'Frodo': a vertically challenged man on steroids.
1) Frodo Baggins is such an awesome character!
2) Oh my god! Those two midget guys are getting it on! They're such Frodos...
3) If you keep using steroids, you will become a Frodo.
2) Oh my god! Those two midget guys are getting it on! They're such Frodos...
3) If you keep using steroids, you will become a Frodo.
by whattheheckisapseudonym? September 4, 2010
1. Noun. A synonym for fag
2. Verb. To be homosexual
3. A protagonist in Lord of the Rings series who is grossly in love with Sam and Gandalf
2. Verb. To be homosexual
3. A protagonist in Lord of the Rings series who is grossly in love with Sam and Gandalf
Geez look at that frodo!
That guy's frodoing...OMG
Oh my feicking dog! That last scene in Lord of the Ring : Return of the King made me vomit! WTF is wrong with Frodo!
That guy's frodoing...OMG
Oh my feicking dog! That last scene in Lord of the Ring : Return of the King made me vomit! WTF is wrong with Frodo!
by someon December 5, 2004
by literarydegenerate January 29, 2017
The word "Frodo" comes from the popular film character, Frodo Baggins, from the film, The Lord of The Rings.
Frodo is an insult that describes someone that is short, fat, emo black hair and is gay. Because Frodo looks like this and was gay in the movie with, Sam... Right?.
Frodo is an insult that describes someone that is short, fat, emo black hair and is gay. Because Frodo looks like this and was gay in the movie with, Sam... Right?.
by JesuZzZzZzZz November 6, 2008