shitton 

An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton

Well the original had 29,000 transistors, and the P4 has about 55 million... so to sum it up... a shitton

shitton by Celt June 10, 2003

Shitton 

A lot of something. Like a shitload. Usually asked for through drive through windows.

Worker: Do you want any sauce with that?

Guy: Yeah can I get a Shitton of Del Scorcho?

Shitton by NDUB3 February 22, 2011

shitton 

Shitton (n.): 1) An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton.

shitton by KiPpIe :D June 10, 2003

Shitton 

More than one, usually plural, but less than 10

How many topless photos you got?! Not one but 6?! That’s a shitton

Shitton by Thatnoteggshellcolorpersonthur February 13, 2018

Shitton 

(n.) 2,000 Pounds (lbs.) of fecal matter (Poop, aka dung, aka manuer, aka crap, aka shit, aka poopoo, aka should i keep going?, aka #2, aka you get the point, aka stool, aka seriously im done, aka droppings)

(n.) Can also refer to the feeling after eliminating a shitton from your body.

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After eating my Chipotle Burrito, which was very delicious, I pooped a shitton.

Shitton by NastyIsTakenQuestionmarkFrown October 21, 2009

Shitton 

Pronounced shit-un. Its a combination of the words shit and ton. Usually used in texting as a time saver (only missing one space so its not much of one). Also used in vocal conversation when trying to emphasize.

Luke: Wanna come over and hang out today?
Owen: I can't, I've got a shitton of homework.
Luke: Bummer.
Owen: Yup.

Shitton by LolliLoveMe August 15, 2010

shitton 

A person that embrasses them selves and thinks there not embrassing them selves

Your such a shitton

shitton by shu guy May 23, 2010