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A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton
My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.
by J3 August 11, 2004
1 more definition
More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.
That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.
by 777tobi March 20, 2009

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