Medical Abuse is the prescription of chemical medicines incorrectly to a person that in no way needs what is prescribed and given
Forcefully incorrectly prescribing and giving any medicine to a perfectly well person, thus potentially shortening their life - and thus conducting medical abuse.
by Mahatma Sherharahaahaahazde January 14, 2011
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A person who plays medic in tf2, however they will only heal a single person (often solder or heavy) to the point where the kritzkrieg or medigun is sticking out of his boyfriends mouth.

Medic boyfriends are often hated due to her not providing healing to the rest of the team.

They are usually tryhards and complain whenever they don’t get an easy kill assist.
Demoman at 2hp: MEDIC!!!
Medic girlfriend: No
by OreganoMeme October 17, 2020
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A TF2 player who spends the most time playing Medic. These people are often really good at spreading heals evenly, charging Übercharge, and are generallya really chill person to talk to.
Medic Main: *Enters a server and completely dominates it*
Everyone else: Holy crap... How'd they top the scoreboard each game!?
by DogOfSwords January 11, 2020
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Boning a chick while acting like Wilford Brimley. Dressing like him is a plus
Female: "Ohh I'm soo honry!"
You: "You can get yo diabetes testing supplies straight from my cock!"
Female: "When you Liberty Medical me it makes me sooo moist"
by 96IntoGear96 November 16, 2008
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A place where one learns how to live without sex (see celibacy), money, food, and sleep, in that order. The ceremonial white coat given to all students after 4 yrs of medical school sends a clear message to onlookers that doctors don't need sex or sleep, but often indulge in either so as to "fit in". Ironically, after getting out of medical school, having previously learned to live without money, many doctors compensate by squandering their money on cheap whores and failed marriages.
"Medical school helps me understand why I used to get erections and why I longer need them"

"I have nothing to talk about because i'm in medical school"

"I'm never going to get laid! Might as well go to medical school"

"The first time I saw a vagina was in anatomy lab"
by Jliu November 20, 2006
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A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.
Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.
by blazingbob November 6, 2011
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The most hardcore people you will ever meet. They are two thirds of the Mars Bar slogan: work, play. Always accompanied by their iPhone and possibly a pager.
Jack: He's crazy!

Jill: No, he's a medical student.

Jack: Oh.
by MedStudents October 18, 2010
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