something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place
NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.
LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.
AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.
LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.
ME: i don't know.
LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.
AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.
LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.
by ilikethatpanda June 14, 2010
A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.
"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"
by stevie September 15, 2003
The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!
by Steve Monty May 24, 2007
by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 13, 2020
What's 2+2?
I don't know.
Are you gay?
I don't know.
Wanna have sex?
I don't know.
Ching Chong Egg Roll?
I don't know.
You like Urban Dictionary?
I don't know.
Why do you keep saying I don't know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Are you gay?
I don't know.
Wanna have sex?
I don't know.
Ching Chong Egg Roll?
I don't know.
You like Urban Dictionary?
I don't know.
Why do you keep saying I don't know?
I don't know.
by DaroachSX April 4, 2009
When you really don't wanna talk to someone, hit them with an I don't know. Or if you really don't know, then hit them with an I don't know too.
by squidward with scoliosis May 10, 2018
A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.
Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.
Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.
I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.
I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.
I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.
I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.
I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.
by OriginalDookie July 11, 2017