hot lunch

1. n. A meal in between 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. that is significantly warmer than room temperature.
2. v. The act of giving head to a man that is currently taking a shit.

1. Pizza
2. Blow your load two differnt ways at once!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

hot lunch

when a guy takes a shit on a woman's face or vice versa

Eva Bruan used to give young Adolph a hot lunch with his Jagrmeister.

by Trebor April 17, 2003

hot lunch

Aggy hot lunch:

After Scat Back aggy drops a big juicy turd into the mouth of N.A.S.aggy and then they both french kiss each other until the turd is totally consumed by both. These two aggys also practice this with sheep.

Scat Back loves his hot lunches with his old manfriend NAS and their herd of sheep.

by texags January 29, 2004

HOT LUNCH

The act of a person shitting on another person's chest, and it slides down the cleavage like a boat down a river. There are many variations, some more popular like:

The Clevland Steamer
The Mud Canoe

John, in the heat of the moment, shit at the top of Hilga's massive jugs, sending a mighty Hot Lunch slowly sliding down her canyon of cleavage.

by Mr.SisterFister January 10, 2008

hot lunch

when your're really hungry and don't have your own microwave

the poop in the toilet was really cold and Andrea wanted a hot lunch

by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004

hot lunch

the male farts in the females mouth, followed by a makeout session.

Max and Sarah enjoyed a hot lunch except Max let a little more slip and now sarah is eating shit.

by Zachary Setum September 26, 2007

hot lunch

To not only fuck with your dick, but with your balls too. So you stick the whole package in the vagina.

Vanessa's pussy was so loose that i could give her a hot lunch.

by nathan aka natedog July 9, 2005