Stall crying

You sit down, trying to take a shit when suddenly you hear sobs from the toilet next to you. What you doing?

Bethany! I heard stacy, she was stall crying next to me!
Awkwaaaaard.

by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

Crying softball player

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner.

The crying softball player showed people that there is crying in baseball and softball, it's just not common or popular.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

tiddy cry

The act of crying into your partners tiddies

Aerial: I need to have a tiddy cry
Hifumi: alright come here

by aninhaler February 27, 2023

CRY-ARRHEA

TEARS PROFUSELY FLOWING FROM YOUR EYES AFTER AN UNEXPECTED BREAKUP BETWEEN A COUPLE

JOHN DOE HAD **SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA** AFTER HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER BROKE UP WITH HIM

by Umbilicus June 2, 2023

jk don’t cry

Clara lawyer’s trademark phrase when she doesn’t mean to be a bitch even though she is.

you guys are really dumb, jk don’t cry

by thatgirlshouldbeme February 14, 2018

Girl Cry

When a girl is experiencing such a traumatic event she is wheezing and sobbing uncontrollably. Mainly over a male or significant other.

"She just did the girl cry, I knew this was gonna happen when he sent that text to her."

by lalaLOOPz!e October 9, 2023

Crap crying

1.fake crying;lying about something by crying or to get attention
2.crying for something so ridiculous and the person means it
3.crying to get your way (in a bad way not like if somethings not working and u want it to work so u get upset and cry)

"She's just crap crying to get her way"

by Idk I am me August 24, 2017