smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

by Baron Von Kristophe May 16, 2007

smacktard

Someone who insists on acting immature, often at the expense of fun of others.

Look at that smacktard over there, blowing up his own team.

by Knite March 20, 2003

smacktard

A person who kills his own team, or generally acts unsociably in an online game.

"That smacktard shot me to get to the plane before me!"

by Shaun W June 30, 2005

smacktard

Someone who behaves like a retard and talks a lot of smack, especially in online games.

Smacktard: I own you nubs
Smacktard killed a teammate
Smacktard killed a teammate
Someone: What a smacktard

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

smacktard

n. Someone who says something so stupid, that you want to smack them. Esp. when interjected into an exchange as an intrusive third party.

v. online emote form, /smacktard. Smack the person that said something stupid.

The forumn regulars were getting tired of all the smacktards dropping in to troll.

Where does Fox News Corp dig up all these smacktards pretending to be experts?

by NastyDiaper May 23, 2006

smacktard

Most often seen in and around the PC game Battlefield 1942. A term used by gamers
to describe a player who has no regard for
the game's code of ethics. There exists a
hint of irony in labelling one as a smacktard in that the person who used the term is broadcasting that they take a video game seriously and get mad over trivial and nonconsequential matters

Joe, why did you just crash into my tank with an airplane? Smacktards like you ruin the whole gaming experience.

by Joe July 11, 2004