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Paul Oakenfold 

One of the greatest trance artists of the twenty-first century. Uncanny resemblance to an unshaven, spikey-haired, cool-sauce Mistar Stassi. Known best for his work with the Global Underground and other various albums, including the soundtrack to the blockbuster action movie "Swordfish" starring Wolverine and that fag from "Battlefield Earth".

Contrary to myth, Paul Oakenfold does not possess supernatural powers. However, he does cast Trance Magic when he is low on hit points (known best as a "limit break").
Paul Oakenfold goes to Oslo. Forty Swedes die in a freak "terribly good music" accident.
Paul Oakenfold by Stasis AMK3 January 26, 2004
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Paul Oakenfold 

1. A complete sellout.

2. Owner of Perfecto Records

3. A poineering dj and the force that brought house music to the masses in the UK.

4. A once amazing, now highly overrated dj that has yet to update his severely aged sound

5. The perfect example of what happens to an artist once he/she makes mass amounts of money.
Look at the fine print on "Creamfields: Paul Oakenfold". The track were simply compiled by him, not mixed.
Paul Oakenfold by Kraemer0581 July 31, 2006

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The best trance DJ ever. Listen to his Essential Mix. It will change your life.
Space Live in Ibiza is one of the best trance mixes I have ever heard. It will make you cry.
paul oakenfold by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Paul Oakenfold 

One of many DJs who ruin electronic music for the world.
Person With Decent Music Taste: Muther eff Paul Oakenfold.

See Also DJ Tiesto
Paul Oakenfold by zassibari August 5, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026