Muffy 

(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) The female partner of the Larry.

Sarah is so muffy, she dresses wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.

Muffy by GreenMonter March 31, 2005

Muffy 

Inspired by the character Muffy Crosswire from the hit kids tv show, Arthur. A Muffy is someone with no redeeming qualities. A person who remains a bitch throughout their entire life and is unable to compensate for their faults or bad aspects in anyway.

My boss is always a dick. I bought him some drinks so he would lighten up and have fun, but it didn’t work. He’s a total Muffy.

Muffy by Ligma joe mama May 7, 2020

muffy 

Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)

"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}

muffy by Bean-o April 30, 2003

muffy 

your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, your lover, your sweetheart, your best friend

Oh Muffy... I love you sooooo much !

muffy by chutzpah girl March 17, 2009

muffy 

A male buffawoof. A guy who fucks his buddy's girlfirend in the ass and admits his to next prey! plural: muffawoofeen

Eric fucked his friend Scott's girlfriend, Jessica,in the ass. Scott found out but didn't care taht his buddy was a muffy.

muffy by vogelicious May 17, 2007

Muffy 

Fishy, smelly, gross, nauseous odor of a woman's genitals/vagina

She moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this muffy stench in the room!

Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!

Muffy by Dementis11 September 14, 2010

Muffy 

A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.

Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.

Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.

Justin: that's all the proof I need.

snitch queer homosexual butt pirate

Muffy by Me72476 June 9, 2011