crunchy 

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

crunchy 

"Green;" environmentally-friendly.

The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.

crunchy by spectrekitty December 16, 2008

crunchy 

quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli

does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.

crunchy by nycbella December 15, 2003

Crunchy 

The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.

-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"

Crunchy by DanielDisastrous March 11, 2009

crunchy 

The characteristics of a neo hippy.

Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.

crunchy by Nina July 28, 2003

Crunchy 

Embarrassed. Ashamed. Flustered

Man I was feeling crunchy as shit!

Crunchy by Joejohn November 30, 2013

Crunchy 

Crunchy is a mix of cringy and salty. It is considered an insult.

"Geez man Ashley is being super crunchy"

Crunchy by Beenherebefore August 6, 2017