assman 

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

assman by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003

assman 

Cosmo Kramer

As seen as Seinfeld.

assman by TV man. February 18, 2003

assman 

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

assman by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005

assman 

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."

And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!

assman by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

assman 

Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.

Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties

assman by Flamin Spaz November 9, 2012

assman 

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

assman by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

assman 

a person that enjoys sex through the anus more than anything else on this planet.

Boy you better be careful, I just saw that assman staring at you from across the room.

assman by Telatragas4real. February 25, 2023