soviet russia 

In Soviet Russia, definition adds you!

soviet russia by dj gs68 August 9, 2003

soviet russia 

A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

soviet russia by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

Soviet Russia 

A beautiful place full of communism. Everything here is backwards

In Russian accent: "in soviet russia, you do not kill communists, COMMUNISTS KILL YOU!"

Soviet Russia by Starkasm March 11, 2015

soviet russia 

While most of the other definitions on this topic are technically correct, none of them attribute the joke to its originator, Yakov Smirnoff, an actor and standup comedian who is pretty recent and also still alive.

I can't believe the contributors to this definition were so stupid that they think a joke by a comedian who was incredibly famous during the late 80s and is still very famous is actually a joke that just "comes from the internet"!

In soviet russia, contributors to internet sites probably know what they're talking about, because they don't here.

soviet russia by maxwell tallman September 8, 2010

soviet russia 

A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.

In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

soviet russia by Gizwidget November 12, 2007

soviet russia 

An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...

In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.

soviet russia by thousandinone February 1, 2007

Soviet Russia 

A place. It used to be commie.

In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!

Soviet Russia by Carynne No. January 18, 2007