fucktard

A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

by cm476 November 7, 2002

fucktard

noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!

by James Wyatt April 10, 2006

fucktard

same thing as an asshat.

Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat.
Kid: GP.

by Seatthell January 31, 2007

fucktard

Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.

1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...

by Anonymous January 16, 2004

fucktard

Absolute idiot - a person that can't is incompetent or coasts thru the workday

That fucktard didn't show up for the meeting !

by urbanasaurus September 6, 2014

fucktard

An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.

Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

fucktard

One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)

"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"

by ImpossiBuddha April 18, 2015