Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.

Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.

by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014

granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.

"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."

by Redsnowflake March 24, 2010

Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023

Vaginal Return

Forcing a pregnant lady to put her baby back in her pussy after giving birth resulting in the death of the child and the mother.

After see the autism in my son's eyes, we decided to choose the vaginal return option to end our suffering.

by PPhil24 August 6, 2020

vaginal weave

An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.

From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.

by TheBlueScout December 20, 2016

vaginal cream

It’s apt reward for clit lickers.

Quality vaginal cream is best reward for fucking clit-lickers

by Scimitar May 7, 2022

vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018