low key top secret

something very confidential

So how far did you get with Amber last nite?

Dont trip man, it's low key top secret

by looisnoono69 January 10, 2009

Double Secret Probation

Term used to describe the best weekends, parties, or moments of your life.

"Well buddy, I'm not gonna hesitate when I say this weekend is gonna be Double Secret Probation!"

by the product November 9, 2005

Dirty little secret (DLS)

a forum dedicated to stalk, bash and leak content of various artists.

-Did you see the new photos up at Dirty little secret (DLS)?
-yeah man, damn those creepers sure know how to stalk!

by Johnny Manhood February 21, 2010

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome

One of the best shows to ever grace the television

Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!

by PizzaSteve413 August 26, 2014

taco with secret sauce

The act of shoving a taco (hard or soft, preferably soft for safety reasons) up ones (man or woman) booty hole and them shitting the taco back into the mouth of the taco shover

"dude, i was totally getting nasty with this chick and she made me eat her taco with secret sauce"

Girl/Guy: "May i take your order?"
girl/guy: "yes, id like your taco with secret sauce"

by whorehayhonis November 9, 2007

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

secret agent squirrel

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

by fish stick 123456 April 22, 2007