Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass

I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years

by Bailey Creme January 5, 2023

Liquid Logic

When arguing with a partner, and to get them to see reason, you bust a nut in any sensory organ causing them to change their stance on the situation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me hang out with the boys until I gave her some liquid logic.

by Otterly Surreal April 6, 2023

walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.

I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.

by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021

Tit Liquid

Republican, famous country singer & songwriter, RV Salesman, and repairman, space-candy salesman, and professional unstoppable and unreachable assassin (calling card is a piece of horehound candy over each eyeball)

Griffin McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Hi everyone Its me Tit Liquid...
Travis McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Running for Republican Primary,
Justin McElroy(co-voice of Tit Liquid): Listen friends I've had a lot of great hits over the years, you remember 'em, you probably sing them to your baby at night, as they go off to sleep

by Why do I need an account. March 26, 2020

ill liquid

The situation where you loose a liquid money or asset

Aaron is ill liquid because he sold his trust

by December 1, 2021

liquid fart

is a function of your bum hole and is usally considered a sign of divine intervention it is when you pop a fart cloud and instead of gas coming out its drops of liquid, it is usally used for nuclear fusion if collected. During the cold war, the russians provided this element to the freedom fighters of afghanistan which formed the birth of bin laden.

Stalin: fuck my brown dot is warm with liquid fart.
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden

by flaming wolfs eye June 1, 2023

liquid poop

Feces that is liquid. Is usually dispensed from the anus during diarrhea, and can be fully liquid or have chunks of shit floating in it. If the diarrhea is bad, it will spill over your toilet bowl and onto the floor. It is also a crucial part of some anal sex routines, such as the Sloppy Ploppy, which consists of filling a container with liquid poop, pouring it down the vagina of the recipient, and using it as lube for fucking while simultaneously shitting on their chest.

I had diarrhea, and so much liquid poop. came out.

by baconlord32832 December 27, 2021