A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 30, 2020
by joe-dadaleft December 2, 2019
Easily to fall in love with girls that are named milaya. But most Jonathan likes to talk about themselves. Also, they think they're funny but they're are not they tell the worst jokes.
by I’m hungry April 9, 2022
Jonathan is simply the greatest man who ever graced this earth. A compassionate lover and inspirational father, he is truly the best thing to happen to you. Especially if you have a heart of gold
by Jonathan081918 November 25, 2021
Jonathan Advil
by Jonathan pussy head August 10, 2020
the name of thors hammer
by PhrogKing June 2, 2021
Jonathan is a amazing guy. He can make you smile at anytime even on a really bad day. He is really nice, funny, and super loving. You can trust him at anytime any day! He is they definition of amazing, beautiful, loving
by P1p0830 November 22, 2021