Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN
by thegodofallbeings November 12, 2017
by Your.average.idiot December 24, 2021
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by yeltsA kciR May 28, 2021
Your friend or someone your dating. Not meant to be a racial or racist term in any way shape or form no matter the context in which its used.
by snapcracklepop42 February 26, 2021
Your purple is that person who came into your life and made it better by just being there and makes you feel good and your life would be a different place without them
by ✨Coffee lover ✨ January 18, 2021
Blue is someone who
youve known for less than
a year but they already
changed your life for the
better. The person you can
talk to for hours and not get
bored. They make you truly
happy
youve known for less than
a year but they already
changed your life for the
better. The person you can
talk to for hours and not get
bored. They make you truly
happy
by Lalala_low March 4, 2022
The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
by That ballin' kid January 10, 2007