Vegetable meat

Long lose lips of the pussy that stays constantly wet. Also referred to as veggie meat. Front butt flaps.

Spread you legs so I can chew on your veggie meat.

I'm feeling thirsty pull that front butt out an whip that vegetable meat on my tongue.

by Hillbilly mafia June 27, 2018

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Vegetable Lasagna

The name given to a random person who's name you do not know that somehow gets caught in your conversation and/or argument with another person you know.

From the Seinfeld episode "The Butter Shave" where an innocent passanger seated next to Elaine and Putty on their plane ride back to New York is refered to as 'vegetable lasagna'.

Putty: Oh, tell me about it! I don't know why I ever took you back.

Elaine: Oh please, I took you back! You know it, I know it, vegetable lasagna here knows it!

Vegetable Lasagna: Please, please! I don't want to get involved!

by .Bambi. March 11, 2010

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Vegetable mode

When a blackberry's battery is so low that it does not allow the user to text, call etc basically making it a vegetable.

I couldn't find my charger, so my Blackberry was in vegetable mode for 3 hours!

by hulbrook February 6, 2011

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Fuck Vegetables

An idiom used colloquially whenever someone gets off topic. The entomology stems from an Asian photograph which displays a sign in both Chinese and English with the English translation saying "Fuck Vegetables." This caused much hilarity and distraction, hence creating the definition.

This picture is hilarious! Fuck vegetables, I should be working.

by FuckVegetables September 27, 2010

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Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.

Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"

by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

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