Definitions by NephthysScream

Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.

Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"

Vegetable Connection by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

Bulwark 

A name given to a butterface that requires additional paper protection. Derived from the 20lb bags procured at Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

Me: "Hey did you see that busted bitch with the huge titties?"

Tim: "Yea, You should totally bulwark that bitch!"

Me: "Word."

Bulwark by NephthysScream July 14, 2010

Unsanitized Fribble Dribble

The act of filling someones vagina with a milkshake from Friendly's, then ejaculating in said vagina, then dribbling the contents of the vagina into a glass and drinking it.

I had to call out of work after getting sick from drinking an unsanitized fribble dribble last night.

Unsanitized Fribble Dribble by NephthysScream July 12, 2010

Trail Mix Crunch 

An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.

The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.

Trail Mix Crunch by NephthysScream July 12, 2010

Red Steel Wool

Going down on a really hairy girl during the heaviest flow of her period.

Me: "Timmy, why is your face all red?"
Timmy: "Cuz I woke up to some red steel wool this morning... asshole."

Red Steel Wool by NephthysScream July 12, 2010