grab the vacuum

Slang for masturbating or jacking off, used by those who do not want to say what they are really doing, as in beating off or spanking the monkey. An act in which a man pleasures himself by rubbing his penis until stuff comes out. Usually only able to be done once every 2 hours

hey umm i'll brb i just gotta grab the vacuum for a few minutes.

by Aliroth June 21, 2006

Vacuum style

When performing "doggy style" sex, the man grabs the arms of the woman and pulls back violently. When this happens her face will be thrown down to the ground. Now the man will oscillate her arms right and left so her head moves in curved motion. The man should make vacuum sounds as well. Works best with a dirty floor. Warning: facial rug burn may occur to woman.

"Hey Olivia, where did you get that really bad rug burn on your face?"

"O, that...Oliver performed vacuum style sex last night."

by SouthWest3 January 29, 2009

Fun Vacuum

Someone who sucks the fun from everything.

In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.

by johnny mc awesome August 15, 2009

Vacuum seal

A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.

Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!

by Brian Begais June 19, 2008

existential vacuum

The mindset that everything in life is meaningless

James was so caught up in an existential vacuum that he hung himself by his shoestrings

by Brian K November 27, 2003

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

by FatherTimeWarp November 28, 2011

The Virginia Vacuum

When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.

Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"

by Typhon121 November 22, 2016