Useless Person 

Someone that doesn’t do anything when there is something happening.

Naruto
Sasuke and Naruto: TAKE THAT BAD GUYS WAIT NO OWWWW OH I FAINTED FROM PAIN AND STUFF
Sakura in the distance: Nnoooooo Sasuke! She says while just STANDING THERE
As you see Sakura is being a USELESS PERSON while her friends are fighting some big bad guy

Useless Person by AnimeLover1111 November 29, 2020

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes 

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid

Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"

Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes by Bobby321 November 1, 2008

useless bottom 

a bottom (someone who is more submissive in a relationship; not always sexual) who is extremely submissive and will basically do whatever you want.

jess: huh, i wonder if veronica is a top or not.
victoria: are you kidding me! she is definitely a useless bottom, she’s so submissive!

useless bottom by useless bottom August 15, 2019

Useless player 

Someone that always gets carried

S|mplex is a useless player because he gets carried

Useless player by Blaze6 October 18, 2020

Useless Gay

An LGBTQ+ person who flirts jokingly with someone they're actually interested in, but thinks the other person is just being friendly when they flirt back meanwhile getting very flustered and then not knowing how to make an actual move when they definitely reciprocate.

Friend: Wow, you should ask for their number!
Me, blushing: No! What? I can't... I'm such a useless gay.
Friend: They were totally flirting back, now's perfect!

Useless Gay by SilverCellVioletSky December 3, 2020

The Useless Web 

An epic collection of useless websites ; a great way to waste your time.

I went on the Useless Web yesterday and it was complete chaos.

The Useless Web by A complete idiot. April 20, 2021

Useless

The end result of going through the American educational system.

Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas Sation Attendant(GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.

Useless by m1z_w1z_11 September 19, 2005