The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.
Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!
Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.
Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.
by The Name November 21, 2013
by Shnizz Bizzler March 2, 2022
The act of a man ejaculating on a woman’s midsection and having the woman squeegee the cum into her vagina with the intention of getting pregnant.
by Wordsmith19783 September 25, 2022
The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
When someone’s wife works at the dollar general and her pussy is on clearance. So you hit it unprotected and wipe all your nut on her clothes before you send her home with a belly full of nut butter.
Guy 1:”Man Josh’s ole lady don’t know it, but I did the DG Squeegee on her last night.”
Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”
Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”
Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”
Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”
by DG Master September 14, 2022
When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.
by IgotGOT July 30, 2022