by StanfordEnglishMajor October 20, 2007
The vice president of the United States of America. Not much better suited than Bush himself, Cheney has shot humans and is a big pussey. As of 2003 to the present Cheney is no longer seen in the flesh but in the form of a hologram evereywhere he goes, he is supposedly in an underwaterbase south of the thai islands.
by jasper patterson November 29, 2006
"I made your bitch apologize while she was wiping it outta her eye."
"Oh man, you Dick Cheney'd her!"
"Oh man, you Dick Cheney'd her!"
by DalenT December 27, 2007
Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus Dick, which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including;
-Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's)
-General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media"
-A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism.
-Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).
-Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's)
-General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media"
-A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism.
-Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).
by wilbur January 16, 2005
Vice President of the USA to George W. Bush. Bush's decision to make Cheney his VP was the smartest thing he's ever done; it allows him be a shitty president without having to fear being assassinated. As horrible as Bush's presidency has been, a Cheney presidency would be terrifyingly and unmeasurably worse.
I had the worst dream last night; I dreamed that Bush was assassinated and Dick Cheney became the president of the United States!
by ilovepitabread March 11, 2008
by McCain December 7, 2004
A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.
Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."
Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."
Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."
by WowDad August 8, 2011