Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus Dick
, which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including;
-Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's)
-General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media"
-A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism.
-Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).