A place where old saggy sluts pile you with homework,do boring useless classwork.And you have to put up with bullies.And if you stand up to them you get dention.
At School
Josh(bully):Jason is gay
Jason:punches kid in face
Mrs.Suckmydick:Jason 10 years dentention.
Jason(in head):Fuck you,every one knows your seceretly a hooker.
Mrs.Suckmydick:You have to go home and study about Mesopotamoia,which is100 pages long.Have fun
Josh(bully):Jason is gay
Jason:punches kid in face
Mrs.Suckmydick:Jason 10 years dentention.
Jason(in head):Fuck you,every one knows your seceretly a hooker.
Mrs.Suckmydick:You have to go home and study about Mesopotamoia,which is100 pages long.Have fun
by Mannishdude1 September 28, 2011
A poorly funded attempt at education, planned out by the government. First, every student there is an ass. Generally inconsiderate, make really gay-as-shit jokes, and pretend to get high off of blunts wrapped from post-it notes. Second, the classic beast, homework. This shit is almost undefinable, it has no weaknesses, and you *have* to do it, or else, as the "teachers" say, you're fucked. Third, the girls. These are the ones that add drama to bullshit, reward each other for shit they didn't do, make too much fucking noise, sing shitty songs nobody listens to, and always say, "It's cold in here!". Fuck you.
Some little side notes, the dog shit food they feed you, sucks ass, unless you bring you're own lunch, but that sucks ass too. And in science class, they make you do some really tardass experiments, like filling a cup with water, putting that yeast shit in there, and lighting a match over it to see if it will burn. GAY.
Some little side notes, the dog shit food they feed you, sucks ass, unless you bring you're own lunch, but that sucks ass too. And in science class, they make you do some really tardass experiments, like filling a cup with water, putting that yeast shit in there, and lighting a match over it to see if it will burn. GAY.
Girl: Man, it is like, freezing in here!
Another girl: Yah I know, right, it's freezing in here!
Me: (Climbs on top of school and pours gasoline down the air duct, then throwing a lit match on it.)
Girl: What's that smell?
BOOM!
Me: Ain't cold anymore, is it dipshit?
God I hate school.
Another girl: Yah I know, right, it's freezing in here!
Me: (Climbs on top of school and pours gasoline down the air duct, then throwing a lit match on it.)
Girl: What's that smell?
BOOM!
Me: Ain't cold anymore, is it dipshit?
God I hate school.
by LuigiXmission.420 October 16, 2010
-Ready for school?
-fuck that shit!
-fuck that shit!
by Snoopy to the D-O-double-G January 31, 2004
a place that no kid in their right mind likes to go.
a hangout place where you can sleep and hang with friends all day
a place that your parents say is "essential to attend"
a hangout place where you can sleep and hang with friends all day
a place that your parents say is "essential to attend"
Dude school is so fucking pointless I mean when are we ever gonna need to know what year the civil war started?
by fuck the preps April 24, 2005
A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???
by Shaz April 15, 2003
by Mark V. June 3, 2006
A place where you go to until you are an adult where you get taught how to solve the opposite angles of triangles and the humour in Shakespeare, but nothing about how to pay a bill, write a cheque, find a flat.
(To all saying that school is necessary for a decent life, I challenge that having a brain is required for a decent life. I'm a college dropout yet I'm doing well enough at the moment working for a decent company in a job that's a laugh riot compared to the dejection, bullying and harassment suffered in education from the age of 5.)
(To all saying that school is necessary for a decent life, I challenge that having a brain is required for a decent life. I'm a college dropout yet I'm doing well enough at the moment working for a decent company in a job that's a laugh riot compared to the dejection, bullying and harassment suffered in education from the age of 5.)
"Don't they teach you anything in school these days?"
- "Er, not really, we learn how to ace standardised tests"
- "Er, not really, we learn how to ace standardised tests"
by Archie2K January 11, 2004