PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

Something you say randomly.

Hey, I'm getting piz- PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

by TapCat February 10, 2021

Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.

"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."

by Sloppy7ths June 2, 2021

Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.

Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

by NinjaSlayer_936 January 2, 2021

put down for a nap

A euphemism for being drugged.

She pressed charges after being put down for a nap by Bill Cosby.

I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

Put the dean down

When your partner is fed up with you pulling moves like his father in bed.

Hey hunny, Can you do me a favor and put the dean down.

by TheWordPlug May 6, 2020

Put The Shutters Down

When you're lured into someone's house under false presences, only for your host to 'let the shutters down'. Usually under the guise of a sporting event

I’ll put the shutters down on Saturday if we go back to mine to watch the rest of the games

by Jonas Macinroe October 15, 2020

put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

by somebodygethersomechicken April 11, 2023