1. A horrid ugly female with a face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan who cares for your child during the day while you're at work then cares for your husband at night... in the sexual way.
2. A controlling bitch.
3. A cunt that tells your daughter she can call her "Mama".
4. A follower of the bonus family philosophy.
5. A inhabitant of a home with a revolving door of random babies and children. And daddy's to her 2 bastard children.
2. A controlling bitch.
3. A cunt that tells your daughter she can call her "Mama".
4. A follower of the bonus family philosophy.
5. A inhabitant of a home with a revolving door of random babies and children. And daddy's to her 2 bastard children.
Hottie #1 Hey do you want to come to the exchange with me? Hottie #2 Maybe. Is the whore nanny going to be there with a random baby?
Hottie #1 Chances are good.
Hottie #2 I'm there. Meh. smumn.
So what does the whore nanny do? Besides fuck your ex-husband?
To your daughter... You can call me your Bonus Mom instead of Whore Nanny.
Who wouldn't want a little extra lovin' from your whore nanny? Fuck yeah, right. I love whore nannies.
Guy #1 Are you married?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Do you have a daughter?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Does your daughter have a nanny?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 You should make that bitch your whore nanny.
Guy #2 Meh. She has a clist.
Let's put a hit out on the whore nanny.
Hottie #1 Chances are good.
Hottie #2 I'm there. Meh. smumn.
So what does the whore nanny do? Besides fuck your ex-husband?
To your daughter... You can call me your Bonus Mom instead of Whore Nanny.
Who wouldn't want a little extra lovin' from your whore nanny? Fuck yeah, right. I love whore nannies.
Guy #1 Are you married?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Do you have a daughter?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Does your daughter have a nanny?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 You should make that bitch your whore nanny.
Guy #2 Meh. She has a clist.
Let's put a hit out on the whore nanny.
by caseyjones April 27, 2008
by Ynli15 January 27, 2017
It's a tampon.
by nannyrocket May 18, 2011
A female whom you would not suspect of, but thoroughly enjoys anal penetration. Usually a woman past her college years.
by Phil A. Sheoh August 29, 2006
short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana
by vigz June 18, 2005
A transgender person, or a tranny, who also happens to be a nanny. This is mainly a woman who wants to be a man (sometimes vice versa) who cares for children. Being a nanny is a suitable job for a tranny, because their real gender could be kept a secret if he/she wants it to be. He/she may appear to be a cross-dresser.
Mrs. Smith: "I've become a little suspicious of my kids' nanny. I thought she was just a cross-dresser, but now I'm having doubts."
Mrs. Johnson: "You think she's a tranny nanny?"
Mrs. Johnson: "You think she's a tranny nanny?"
by OhHeyYoo May 27, 2011