"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.
by Robsatx November 4, 2005
Produced 1986-2005, 2008-2009
Ostensibly, the more luxurious counterpart to the Ford Taurus mid-size sedan. Was initially conceived as a more stylistically intriguing option for family sedan buyers who were dissatisfied with the malaise of the segment and thought the Taurus too mainstream for their tastes. The first and second generation Sable offered a futuristic-looking low-wattage light bar between the headlights in place of a traditional grille , modest fender skirts for aerodynamic appeal, and a wrap-around rear window arrangement that reduced blind spot size. Over the years, it became increasingly less distinguished from the Taurus and inevitably met its fate as it failed to hold on to the market segment as anything but a more costly Ford.
Ostensibly, the more luxurious counterpart to the Ford Taurus mid-size sedan. Was initially conceived as a more stylistically intriguing option for family sedan buyers who were dissatisfied with the malaise of the segment and thought the Taurus too mainstream for their tastes. The first and second generation Sable offered a futuristic-looking low-wattage light bar between the headlights in place of a traditional grille , modest fender skirts for aerodynamic appeal, and a wrap-around rear window arrangement that reduced blind spot size. Over the years, it became increasingly less distinguished from the Taurus and inevitably met its fate as it failed to hold on to the market segment as anything but a more costly Ford.
by Vidame April 18, 2017
Most gorgeous man to ever live. Most phenomenal singer. He’s lovable, kind, not arrogant as he may appear on stage. He is gay, which he hid for many years. He’s sweet. He’s VERY hot let me tell you. He was blessed with his Bulsara Bulge.
Freddie: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY HAMMER TO FALL!
Me: God damn it Freddie Mercury, you’re so gorgeous I-
Me: God damn it Freddie Mercury, you’re so gorgeous I-
by malekandmercury August 14, 2019
A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.
during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost
2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches
during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost
2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches
I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde
smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches
co-workers: uhhh its July still.
smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE
smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches
co-workers: uhhh its July still.
smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE
by justapaperbag July 26, 2006
An extremely respected British frontman admired by thousands. Now, in 2013, Freddie Mercury is most well know for his meme, his big teeth, the fact that he was bisexual or gay, and the fact that he died of AIDS. Also, he had a mustache for 6 years of his career. Now for the stuff that actually matters... Freddie was probably THE greatest male rock n'roll singer of all time. He was in one of the greatest band ever- Queen- who formed in 1970 and had countless hits like Bohemian Rhapsody, We Are The Champions, We Will Rock You, Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Another One Bites the Dust, Somebody To Love, Under Pressure, and Fat Bottomed Girls up until 1991. The other 3 members are still alive- but this is about Freddie. His voice could give you chills- he was also an amazing song writer and pianist- and he was an AMAZING live performer. He was also known for his flamboyancy, his extravagant parties, his love of alcohol and sex, and his frequent use of curse words. Definitely a true rock star. He always had a good time- he was very funny, romantic, and generous, He died in 1991 when he was only 45. He was born in Africa, but his nationality was Persian- and he moved to England when he was around 17.
1. "Hey, who's your favorite singer?" "FREDDIE MERCURY, duh!"
2. "That guy looks gayer than Freddie Mercury!" "Haha, if only he had a mustache!"
2. "That guy looks gayer than Freddie Mercury!" "Haha, if only he had a mustache!"
by babyjake26 April 14, 2013
by nobody504 July 28, 2019
by simp. January 20, 2021