The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.
by D-Fect December 5, 2005
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Phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. Often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. When properly used, the moron--through his own stupidity--renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. Consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.
reasonably intelligent person: "The consensus among dietitians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss."

moron: "Well, I am no scientist and I sure as hell won't be called Tom Cruise, but the fact of the matter is I've lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick ass. Do you even realize that I put ice in the shake and its a solid?"

reasonable intelligent person: "You are a moron"
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In policing, a crime that the police cannot be bothered to deal with.
"Sorry sir, that robbery is a civil matter"
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The greatest rapper within a 3 ft radius of his dorm room.
Yo, Matter Of Pat sucks, but I can't turn away!
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The female breasts, mammeries, titties etc
Boobs are made from a substance that scientists call wobbly matter.
by Mr Lizard August 22, 2004
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matter than cannot reflect sunlight. theres about 90% of matter is dark matter. which means the universe could be more cluttered than we thought
Dark Matter is a lot like anti-matter which is now completley gone
by Thomas Henriksson August 22, 2005
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If you bothered to wipe, you wouldn't have ass matter all over your undies!
by The Dude June 20, 2003
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