by 1dead June 29, 2019
by Zay1Direction February 23, 2014
The most perfect specimen to ever exist. His face is scientifically symmetrical, his eyelashes are longer than Covergirl mascara models, his eyes sparkle brighter than Sirius, his jaw line is so sharp it's offensive, his stubble grows faster than men in their 30s, his hairline is low signifying that he will never bald, his nose is ideal, his lips are pinker than freshly blossomed petunias, his skin is soft and wears no signs of scarring nor does it have remnants of bad genetics or hormone imbalance. Unlike his entourage, he requires no makeup. He doesn't need for his hair to be bleached to make his eyes stand out, or heavy foundation to cover up acne scars, ruddiness or awful smile lines and crows feet.
He has the voice of an angel. He can go from smooth ballad singer, to R&B crooner, to rock-star in minutes with the most versatile voice in music industry. A voice so angelic that he has garnered praise from celebrities and music directors alike. A voice so beautiful that fans of Niel Whoran (a backup dancer for Zayn Malik) masturbate to imagining the dancer singing it instead of Zayn (as Niel has neither a face or voice capable of getting anyone off).
He makes members of his entourage look like frumpy prepubescent children with bad genetics only Hollywood styling can conceal.
He's often seen travelling the globe with his backup dancer, Niel Whoran; Betsy Styles, his lesbian personal chef, Louis Tomlinson, his chauffeur; and Loki, his personal trainer.
He has the voice of an angel. He can go from smooth ballad singer, to R&B crooner, to rock-star in minutes with the most versatile voice in music industry. A voice so angelic that he has garnered praise from celebrities and music directors alike. A voice so beautiful that fans of Niel Whoran (a backup dancer for Zayn Malik) masturbate to imagining the dancer singing it instead of Zayn (as Niel has neither a face or voice capable of getting anyone off).
He makes members of his entourage look like frumpy prepubescent children with bad genetics only Hollywood styling can conceal.
He's often seen travelling the globe with his backup dancer, Niel Whoran; Betsy Styles, his lesbian personal chef, Louis Tomlinson, his chauffeur; and Loki, his personal trainer.
The word 'Zayn Malik' can be used when describing or referring to something that is perfect.
Synonyms: perfect, Adonis, amazing, flawless, 10/10, God-like.
Dude, your quiff is so Zayn Malik. I have never seen a hairstyle that nice!
Wow, Betsy, this fois gras is cooked to Zayn Malik!
Niel wishes he looked as Zayn Malik as Zayn Malik. Brb, jerking off to the Zayn Malik song that is "Summer Love" imagining Niel singing it because it is so Zayn Malik and will give me the most Zayn Malik orgasm while I scream "yes...yess..this is Zayn Malik...yes...Zayn...Malik"
Zayn Malik should go solo and follow the steps of Miguel, The Weeknd, and Frank Ocean. He has such a Zayn Malik voice.
Synonyms: perfect, Adonis, amazing, flawless, 10/10, God-like.
Dude, your quiff is so Zayn Malik. I have never seen a hairstyle that nice!
Wow, Betsy, this fois gras is cooked to Zayn Malik!
Niel wishes he looked as Zayn Malik as Zayn Malik. Brb, jerking off to the Zayn Malik song that is "Summer Love" imagining Niel singing it because it is so Zayn Malik and will give me the most Zayn Malik orgasm while I scream "yes...yess..this is Zayn Malik...yes...Zayn...Malik"
Zayn Malik should go solo and follow the steps of Miguel, The Weeknd, and Frank Ocean. He has such a Zayn Malik voice.
by Betsy Styles April 30, 2013
a former member of 1D. Also known as the destroyer of 13 year old girls dreams, causing mass suicide across the world.
by therealyoungmoney March 31, 2015
(Person 1) Did you hear about Zayn Malik
leaving 1D
(Person 2) Yeah. I don't know why he left us for a burrito
leaving 1D
(Person 2) Yeah. I don't know why he left us for a burrito
by 5saucelovey April 20, 2015
derived from the name of the spoken word artist Malik Yusef. The term was instigated by a group of Jackson, Mississippi poets upon noticing Malik's presence and absence during a largely respected spoken word event in the Jackson.
it means to be absent, to leave, to go on, to dismiss one self
it can also be used without the space "malikyoself"
a trending topic on Twitter #malikyoself
it means to be absent, to leave, to go on, to dismiss one self
it can also be used without the space "malikyoself"
a trending topic on Twitter #malikyoself
ex1. I can't believe you did that. Now go malik yoself, fool!
ex2. Nigga, you just need to stop, just do us all a favor and malik yoself.
ex2. Nigga, you just need to stop, just do us all a favor and malik yoself.
by refinedSMARTS January 19, 2010
Former member of One Direction; Pakistani-English(British)-Irish; the hottest piece of shit that will ever roam the planet Earth. Is referred to as zaddy, zad, god, sunshine, instahoe etc. Fandom is called zquad.
Person 1: Omg who is that asian guy with the (hair color he has now) hair and the thick brit accent?
Person 2: It's Zayn Malik, aka zaddy, aka god, aka owner of this here pussy *pops the 'p'*
Liam Payne Harry Styles One Direction Niall Horan stan zquad Louis Tomlinson
Person 2: It's Zayn Malik, aka zaddy, aka god, aka owner of this here pussy *pops the 'p'*
Liam Payne Harry Styles One Direction Niall Horan stan zquad Louis Tomlinson
by stfuobama September 16, 2015