The only place in America where you can't have shit.
GOD DAMN MFS TOOK MY STAIRS

CANT'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT
by whywontitletmehavemynameasbit November 19, 2020
Get the Detroit mug.
Why are you going to detroit? Because it's Alabama with snow!
by Skjor September 7, 2022
Get the Detroit mug.
1. The city everyone talks shit about without neva setting foot in Michigan

2. Full of black people, white people are an endangered species

3.Best sport teams

4. Arabs own everything

5.Hoodrats, baby mama drama, ho central

6. Nicest ghetto downtown, best skyline

7. has many wannabe cities such as: Cleveland, windsor, camden, THE WHOLE OHIO!

8.over 800,000 people with crazy city borders

9. hypest highschools, neighborhoods, underground rappers

10. best underdog city in midwest
P2-net: where are you from?
P1-net: Detroit
P2-net..... Are you in a gang?
P1-net No! damnit i just live here asshole

313 FOR LIFE!
by nobiz August 30, 2007
Get the Detroit mug.
a city that way too much people talk shit about.
it's not as bad as everyone thinks.

also, slim daddy is a faggot, who has never been to detroit.
by Jordan Stevens May 18, 2007
Get the Detroit mug.
The futuristic city and an example of negative utopia in which people eventually end up back in prehistoric times. Oddly enough worshipped as an "urbanistic" ideal by the Jewsih Liberal elite as much as the so-called White trailer trash (see Eminem
yo mamma so fat and stupid -shezz from d'troit or sumethin?
by Destouches February 17, 2005
Get the detroit mug.
Not to bad of a place. Just no where your going, cuz if you wander in the wrong parts, at night, ur screwed
Person 1: Detroit isnt to bad of a place
Person 2: I guess not as long as you stay away from Cass Tech, Martin Luther King Blvd., Joy Rd. and stay away from prostitutes, gangs, drug dealers, some homeless people, and the hundreds of burnt down or abandoned houses, and you dont go out at night, expecally not in those roads then i suppose its okay
by tdm72 March 10, 2011
Get the Detroit mug.
The worst possible place to be.

...

I'm sure that's not true, but it makes for entertaining conversations.
"So you're in a Turkish prison? Well, at least it's not Detroit."
by JuliaAnne August 16, 2006
Get the Detroit mug.