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Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.
This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.
by Buckeohare January 17, 2025
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jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.
David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."
by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016
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Medical Hibernation

When you eat a large amount of food before taking some medicine and sleeping in all day in order to cure whatever sickness or issues you're currently undergoing.
Just finished a big meal of some chicken strips and bread,gonna pop a pill and go into medical hibernation for the rest of the day until my back feels better.
by Lazthedictionist May 28, 2025
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The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.
Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.
by Cinnamon Raven November 6, 2014
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spoiler hibernation

(n) When one attempts to seclude themselves from the world in order to prevent the discovery of spoilers.
I did not see the last three episodes of that show. I'm going into "spoiler hibernation." Goodbye, world.
by Skyfree June 22, 2015
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asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
by real_name_taken September 28, 2015
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Education Hibernation

An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.
I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.
by TheGayAccount March 24, 2023
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