Education Hibernation

An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.

I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.

by TheGayAccount March 24, 2023

The Hibernating Pickle

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.

"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

by MagicMike69420 May 15, 2024

Friendship hibernation

FRIENDSHIP HIBERNATION is when you avoid being with friends for a long period of time especially when you want to find peace for yourself or explore things on your own

Im in a friendship hibernation right now.

by The_Blankk November 4, 2022

The Hibernation

The Hibernation starts the preparation for pride month. It is the 3 months of March April and May Beware for when it ends. This also signals the end of the Gaybernation.

Prepare The Hibernation is coming to an end

by Slavic Leprechaun June 1, 2023

asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken September 28, 2015

jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."

by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016

Medical Hibernation

When you eat a large amount of food before taking some medicine and sleeping in all day in order to cure whatever sickness or issues you're currently undergoing.

Just finished a big meal of some chicken strips and bread,gonna pop a pill and go into medical hibernation for the rest of the day until my back feels better.

by Lazthedictionist May 28, 2025