by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 5, 2010
A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.
What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis
by jerzeesneed August 10, 2007
That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.
by LeBain November 11, 2007
Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 23, 2007
sexual identity encompassing all things not strictly hetero. May include gay, bi, queer, polysexual, dykey, faggy, gay-ish, gay-like, gay on the weekends, gay when drunk, and homosexual. Also may not.
Alot of people think Mary is a lesbian, but she had a boyfriend last year and a girlfriend the year before, last I knew, she was dating a non-gender identified polysexual. She identifies as non-heterosexual.
by Chris Coder July 6, 2005
Did you see those two dudes holding hands walking down the street. They are definitely heterosexually challenged.
by oopsiboopedmypants June 8, 2006
Person #1: Guess what? I had a heterosexual banana this morning?
Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?
Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?
by Lanzerr September 15, 2009