The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.
For example
Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
For example
Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
by DOPE POPE April 4, 2017
by Josh & Devante` January 19, 2009
One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.
Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble
I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!
I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.
I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!
I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.
by BennyB January 16, 2013
A nonsensical phrase that found it's origin in the film "Freaks" (1932). In the movie it is chanted by geniune deformed people at a wedding ceremony.
I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.
Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".
I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.
Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".
by Jonathan L. Waldman May 13, 2005
When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.
Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
by 46GST March 5, 2010
by Gregg H. April 3, 2007
When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.
The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.
by saladsforlife February 6, 2010